110+ Classic Foghorn Leghorn Quotes: Timeless Humor & Wisdom from Looney Tunes

“I say, I say, that’s a joke, son.”

“This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.”

“Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.”

“That boy’s as strong as an ox and just about as smart.”

“Now pay attention, boy, pay attention.”

“What’s it all about, boy? Elucidate.”

“That dog’s as subtle as a bulldozer in a petunia patch.”

“I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency.”

“That, I say, that dog’s busier than a centipede at a toe countin’ contest.”

“Go away, boy, ya bother me.”

“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.”

“He’s as timid as a canary at a cat show.”

“That’s a joke, I say, that’s a joke, son.”

“Boy’s got a mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off.”

“Life’s like a baseball game, I say, pay attention.”

“You gotta keep, I say, keep your eye on the ball.”

“Success is 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration, I say.”

“A good scare is worth more than good advice any day.”

“I say, son, don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”

“Boy’s about as quick as a hiccup, but just as unpredictable.”

“Life’s full of, I say, ups and downs, like a chicken on a seesaw.”

“Patience, boy, patience is the name of the game.”

“Every dog, I say, every dog has its day, but some just have two weeks of rainy weather.”

“Boy, I say, boy, you can’t judge a book by its cover.”

“Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn from none other.”

“Timing, boy, timing is everything. Remember that.”

“Life’s a learning curve, son, and some folks never make the turn.”

“I made a funny, son, and you’re supposed to laugh.”

“Boy’s about as funny as a snake in a pickle barrel.”

“I say, that horse’s so funny it could make a glacier grin.”

“If I catch you, I say, if I catch you, I’ll surprise you.”

“That’s funnier than a rubber crutch.”

“I say, you still there, boy? Or am I talkin’ to the feathers left behind.”

“Laugh, son, laugh while you can.”

“He’s about as funny as a can of dead worms.”

“That boy’s got a mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off.”

“He’s as funny as a funeral punch. I say, son, that just ain’t right.”

“My jokes are like a tornado, always blowin’ the feathers off your cap.”

“I say, boy, I can’t help but laugh at your silly notion.”

“That’s about as funny as a screen door on a submarine.”

“She, I say, she’s prettier than a new set of snow tires.”

“Love, boy, is like a red, red rose, except it comes with a bunch of thorns.”

“Don’t chase, I say, don’t chase what’s not willing to be caught.”

“He’s sweeter than a pecan pie in a Georgia summer.”

“Her heart’s as warm as a newly baked apple pie.”

“Love is, I say, a comin’ and goin’ y’know.”

“She’s cuter than a June bug at a county fair.”

“When in love, boy, don’t show all your cards.”

“Love, I say, love is a mystery, like where socks go in the laundry.”

“She’s got a smile that could light up a barnyard.”

“Boy, love’s a battlefield, and you best’ve armor on.”

“That girl’s about as romantic as a rutabaga.”

“Love’s like a chicken coop, needs careful tending and good fencing.”

“Friendship, boy, is thicker than molasses in January.”

“A friend in need is a friend you need to be wary of.”

“Boy, true friendship is as rare as hen’s teeth.”

“You can get a lot further with a joke than you can with a frown.”

“Friendship, like a chicken coop, needs a good foundation to last.”

“A pal will stand by, but a real friend will stand up.”

“Trust a friend as you would your Sunday shirt.”

“Boy, a true friend doesn’t stop cookin’ bacon when the fire starts.”

“A friend’s someone who helps you move your feathers to safety.”

“If he’s a true friend, he’ll pluck ya up when you’re down.”

“Friendship is like a good ol’ Southern proverb, timeless.”

“Boy, friendship is as fragile as a chick in a henhouse.”

“Real friends stick closer than feathers on a wet hen.”

“I say, boy, hard work is the backbone of success.”

“Sleepin’ in won’t get the chickens fed.”

“Work, I say, work’s like a crowbar, pry you out of any tight spot.”

“Hard work makes up for lack of talent, boy, twice as fast.”

“A rooster that rises early catches the worm.”

“You can dream of bacon, or you can get up and fry it.”

“Nothing, I say, nothing worth doin’ is easy, boy.”

“Effort, son, it’s like corn, harvest it right.”

“Boy, hard work pays off after time, but laziness pays off now.”

“You gotta sweat, boy, to taste the sweet of success.”

“The plow, I say, is mightier than the sword where labor’s concerned.”

“Get to work, boy, like a rooster at dawn.”

“Success don’t come from wishin’, it comes from workin’.”

“Adversity, boy, is like a porcupine. Handle it carefully.”

“A tough row don’t mean you can’t plant seeds, boy.”

“Get knocked down seven times, get up eight, son.”

“Adversity’s just a challenge, I say, like a puzzle with a piece missin’.”

“A wing broke ain’t a reason, I say, to stop flyin’.”

“Life’s storms, son, they test your feathers, but don’t pluck ’em.”

“When life gives you goose eggs, make gooseberry pie.”

“You gotta look beyond the feeder to see the worm, boy.”

“In tough times, keep your comb upright and crow on.”

“Adversity, boy, builds character like a farmer builds fences.”

“Problems are like seeds, plant ’em right, they grow answers.”

“I say, roll with the punches, or end up flat as a pancake.”

“Tough times don’t last, but tough roosters do.”

“Always carry a stick, boy, cause you never know when you’ll hit something sweet.”

“Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then.”

“Stay three jumps ahead, not just chicken neck deep.”

“If you’re followin’ the crowd, you’re too late, boy.”

“Dance, I say, dance as if nobody’s lookin’—chances are, nobody is.”

“Keep your wits about you, boy, like a fox in a henhouse.”

“Don’t, I say, don’t skip breakfast, or you’ll crow without energy.”

“Let sleeping dogs lie unless, of course, they got your bone.”

“Slow as molasses in winter, but just as sweet in the right recipe.”

“All bark and no bite is safer, but often just as loud.”

“A chicken on the run is twice as fit and half as caught.”

“Wear your tail feathers proudly, boy. Each one’s got a story.”

“Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, unless it’s a really good basket.”

“That dawg’s barkin’ up the wrong henhouse again.”

“Son, that dog’s tougher to crack than a pecan shell.”

“Boy, that cat’s as shifty as a truckload of birdseed.”

“The only thing that dawg’s good at is missin’ a point.”

“I say, that dog’s crazier than a Road Runner on hot coals.”

“Bird brain, that’s what your ideas stem from, rooster.”

“Boy, I’ve seen brighter faces on a cowshed wall.”

“I ain’t seen a quitter like that since my last molting season.”

“That rabbit’s slipperier than a greased pig at the county fair.”

“Boy, all that cacklin’ you do is drownin’ out your thinkin’.”

“He’s slower than molasses in January, that dog.”

“That dog couldn’t find feathers at a pillow fight.”

“That hen’s got more sense in one feather than you got in your whole head.”

“The rooster, I say, the rooster crows, but the hen delivers the goods.”

“Boy, you’re young as a spring chicken, act like you’ve seen a coop before.”

“Youth’s like a new chick, full of energy but not much know-how.”

“You’ve lot to learn, son, at the bottom of the henhouse order.”

“Youth, I say, it bursts forth just when you’ve figured old age out.”

“Boy, life’s lesson number one: watch the sky ’cause hawks dive quick.”

“Every young rooster’s gotta find his own crow.”

“I say, youth is wasted on the young, use it wisely.”

“Growing up, boy, it’s like a barn dance, takes two and a whole lot of steps.”

“Boy, you’ll learn in time—if you survive the hen-peckin’.”

“Boy, I was young once. Almost too quick to act, not quick enough to think.”

“Life’s like a ladder, kid, don’t skip rungs or you’ll tumble quick.”

“Young roosters crow loud, but old roosters crow wise.”